1.I’ll spend the rest of my life here in Texas, trying to teach evolution to creationists.
2.I’m not crazy. My mother had me tested.
3.Oh, ho, a clever, albeit obsolete, euphemism for insufficient blood flow to the male sex organ.
4.Well, I grew up with an older brother and a very contentious twin sister, and I believe I can easily best you in any physical confrontation, be it noogies, swirlies or the classic Why Are You Hitting Yourself.
5.Penny, while I subscribe to the Many Worlds Theory, which posits the existence of an infinite number of Sheldons in an infinite number of universes, I assure you that in none of them am I dancing.
6.I can’t be impossible – I exist! I believe what you meant to say is – ‘I give up, he’s improbable’.
7.Interesting. Sex works even better than chocolate to modify behavior. I wonder if anyone else has stumbled onto this?
8.Yes, since their relationship became carnal, Penny has upgraded his designated term of endearment, thus distinguishing him from those she calls sweetie, usually in an attempt to soften a thinly veiled insult.
9.Another reason to consider a life of piracy. Even today, I understand that’s an all-male profession.
10.There is a fine line between wrong and visionary. Unfortunately you have to be a visionary to see it.