幽默一刻：Bad relationships

　　Two ladies were shopping. When they started to discuss theirhomelives, one said,两个女人逛商场的时候讨论起她们的家庭生活，一个说道：

　　Seems like all Alfred and I do is fight. Ive been so upsetthatIve lost 20pounds.”好像在我和阿尔弗雷德之间就只有争吵了，搞得我心烦意乱，为此我已经瘦了20磅了。

　　Why dont you just leave him then? askedherfriend.”那你为什么不干脆离开他啊？“她朋友问道。

　　Oh! Not yet. the first replied, Id like to lose atleastanother fifteen poundsfirst.”嗯！还不可以。“第一个女人回答，”我想先再瘦15磅再说。“（编辑：赵露）