| There was a guy in a bar, just looking at his drink.
He stayed like that for half an hour. Then, this big trouble-making
truck driver stepped up next to him, took the drink from the guy,
and drank it all down.
The poor man started crying. The truck driver said, "Come
on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I
just can't see a man crying."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First,
I was late getting to my office. My boss was outrageous, and fired
me. When I left the building to go to my car, I found out it was
stolen. The police say they can do nothing. I got a cab to return
home, and when I left it, I remembered I left my wallet and credit
cards there. The cab driver just drove away. When I got home,
I found my wife in bed with the gardener. I left home and came
to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end
to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
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